Luna: Hello all you kittycats! Morris and I are here once again to discuss recent events. Say hi Morris.
Morris: sup.
Luna: So Morris have you been watching the kittylympics? I really love that Flying Tomato, rawr!
Morris: Ugh Luna, you’re so gross. Blech! Wait. Food? Where?
Luna: So I was watching with Mom. I saw that Flying Tomato do lots of spins, and he won a gold medal! What the heck are these humans supposed to do with these medals anyway?
Morris: Uhhhh. They’re toys, duh! They throw them and then chase them!
Luna: Maybe… they are pretty shiny. Anyway, this girl slid down a huuuuuuge mountain with long skinny boards on her feet, and they gave her a medal too! But Morris, did you see all the other girls flying down the mountain? They all fell and some really got hurt!
Morris: Yeah I was watching. I wanted to chase them!
Luna: So Morris, you know Mom’s been talking about this thing “taxes” for a while now. Yes, I just used cat paw air quotes. Anyway, She says we’ll get lots of money this year. I wonder if she’ll buy us a real mouse…
Morris: OOOOOO A REAL MOUSE! MEEEEOOOWWW KILLKILL!
Luna: Dude, chill. And last but not least on the list of items in the news, Tiger Woods is annoying. He doesn’t look like a tiger, and he doesn’t look like a tree either. What’s he good for? He needs to go away.
Morris: I totally agree. I can’t climb a human or a Tiger. VVVVrrrOOOOmmm!
Luna: That’s it for catchat today folks. More news next week!
Morris: Later y’all. I got foodz to nom.
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