Luna: So big world, welcome to CatChat Episode 1, on February 8th, 2010. Morris and I are here to fill you in on the recent events of the world. Say Hi, Morris.
Morris: Ohai. You has food?
Luna: So Morris, what do you think of the new iPad?
Morris: Well, I thinks that I like Mom’s iPhone the same as the new iPad. But I can sit on the iPad better, so’s maybe I iz likin’ that one better. But Mom already reads books on her phone and she doesn’t seem to mind, and the iPad looks like Big Daddy TomCat just rollllllllled over it with a steamroller, so why’z Mom buyin’ that one? No, I’s good with the furst one. ‘Til maybe Mom can look up kitty training tips and check her mailz and surf the net all at the same time. Nope, she don’t needz one yet til they’z better.
Luna: Very interesting Morris. I think I like the iPad better because I can actually use my paws to navigate with the bigger buttons on the bigger screen. It’s like an iPod touch built for kitties!
Morris: Oh, youz right Luna. We needz one. Tell Mommy! So hey Luna, did you hear bout the puppy bowl last night?
Luna: Of course I did dummy, I didn’t sleep through it like you did!
Morris: Oh right, well, I saw some of it, there were loooootz of puppies! They should’ve let me play, I woulda killd em all ded! HYYYYYAAAA! Karate CHOP!
Luna: Morris. Shut up. The humans weren’t watching the puppy bowl, the were watching the SUPER BOWL. Duh. So Mom and Big Daddy TomCat didn’t watch it. But Mom told me she was cheering for the Colts, cause this human Peyton Manning is the quarterfront… no, wait, quarterback, and he throws the ball for the Colts, and he used to throw the ball for Mom’s home place, Tennessee, so she likes him. But she said she’s ok that the Saints won, cause they needed it. She said lots of water went into their houses a few years ago and things haven’t been so good since.
Morris: Ball? What? I’ll chase the ball! I’ll kill it! Ya!
Luna: Aaaaaanyway. Morris, you’re so lame. So next up, I was writing my mailz this morning and I saw that the cops in China (Morris, that’s far away from here, you’d never make it, don’t even try) arrested some sort of hacking school in China. Crazy, they have schools for that! Mom and Big Daddy TomCat talk about that sometimes, I’m not sure what it is but I don’t think it’s good. A gazillion years ago when I first came to live with Mom she got real upset cause some hackers were bothering her at work. She’s so smart tho, she blocked them all and they stopped.
Morris: Don’t worry Mommy, I’ll karate chop them!!!
Mom: Thanks Morris, but I think I’ve got it covered *smirk*
Morris: *mumble* what’s that mean?… whatever. Well, so, hey, Luna, didja hear bout that mean TomCat that put his little girl-kitten in water cause she wouldn’t say her letters? He went all the way across the whole earth to fight against some other people, and he got so upset bout the fighting that he just couldn’t stop being mad. So when he got back home he was trying to get his girl-kitten to say her letters and she didn’t want to, you know like sometimes how Mom wants me to leave you alone but I just wanna keep playing. So then he put her head under water and held her there! I am SO MAD at that TomCat! Rawrrr! But mostly I’m just sad for him and his girl-kitten. I hope theyz get better, cuz it’s so sad that he’s hurt and now his girl-kitten is hurt too. Seez Luna, I can say important stuff too. So there. Nya.
Luna: Morris, sometimes you surprise me. Then I hate you again. That’s all for now folks. I hope you’ll come back for CatChat next week.
Mom: Hey readers, if you have a question for Luna or Morris, be sure to leave a comment. They’ll answer them as best they can, as long as they eat their kibble and go to bed on time. Tata!
Luna and Morris: Bye y’all, MEOW!
12/02/2010 at 10:56 am Permalink
Luna and Morris,
Your lives are so much more interesting than ours. We just eat and sleep and occasionally chase each other around the house. One of us, Widget, is into the cord chewing too which can get very expensive for our Mom (several internet cables and power supplies for the computers). We must get together sometime!!
Love,
Your cousins —- Pixel and Widget
12/02/2010 at 2:56 pm Permalink
Dear Pixel and Widget,
Does you haz the foodz? I’z super hungry. If you haz the foodz we can play. Udderwise I karate chop youuuu! HIYA!
Love,
Morriz
12/02/2010 at 9:57 pm Permalink
Morriz,
We’re for love, not war!!! Well, except when one of us gets warm and cuddly and the other one tries to take over the spot. Then it can get ugly!!
Sorry they’re not feeding you enough. Maybe if you Meow long enough and loud enough, they’ll give in.
Love,
Widge and Pix
12/02/2010 at 10:38 pm Permalink
Like, hey girls. I just have to say, Morris is fat enough, he is getting fed plenty, for definite like. Not like it stops him from meowing all the time, but whatever. He’s a boy.